Total Medals Earned: 104 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,835 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/25 points)
Medals Earned: 7/100 (55/2,000 points)
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (145/445 points)
Medals Earned: 9/16 (225/380 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/240 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Medals Earned: 31/44 (360/500 points)
Kill 10 enemies
Kill 50 ennemies using the grenade launcher
Find all the survivors
Achieve 100% clean shots in 5 different levels
Achieve 99% accuracy in 5 different levels
No damage taken in 5 different levels
Buy all character upgrades
Complete the game in HARD mode
Complete the game in NIGHTMARE mode
Superior Weapons
Proper tools for a proper job
Superior Diamond armour
Hunting diamonds is childs play
01 - Eat kid
00E - Use a continue
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
03 - Execute the Fatality move
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Flight to the Moon
Hello, Martians
Astronaut
Discovery of Jupiter
Saturn
Flight for the money
Businessman
Space Ranger
Team
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Scare away the ram
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Fly to mount Olympus
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Complete the game
Kill the boatman
Help all of the G-units
Don't kill the boatman
Knock out the farm boy
Complete Hades' game
Play the game many times in one session.
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found bird poop! Yay!
